He isn't as selfish as my older brother, my baby brother is the one who cuddles me and kisses me and tells me he loves me.
This post is dedicated to my baby bro, who is only 19 months younger than me. I hope one day he will find someone special that has no mental illness and isn't too fertile. Just a normal hard working girl who will appreciate him. Not someone that will lie about being pregnant with TWINS and hide it for months and then not be pregnant at all- no, that wouldn't be very funny, well actually it is funny that someone would do that, I guess they forget I'm a MIDWIFE (well a student one) and might know what I am talking about. Like the fact that humans are not pregnant for 11 months? Although this girl apparently was an elephant.
Anyway back to my baby brother, what a sweety, he would even wipe my arse if I needed him too.
I know he isn't like my other selfish brother and if any posts reflect that then I am sorry my darling little baby brother.
Member the time we stole the pile of newspapers in dads car? It was the V8 Calais with the dukes of hazard horn? Member the stoopid security officer who caught us and I did a massive burn out and pressed the horn? I remember cause the police turned up about an hour later after they traced dads rego and I was in bed reading the paper. After kindly delivering all the papers to our neighbours we then had to go collect them. Yeah that was only a week ago wasn't it...hahahah no we were at least 17, well I was.
Member that time when you pissed on your mates head cause he fell asleep on the grass after spewing in the pool at your party?
Member when we stole the Williams creek sign and then pulled into the servo and tried to fill up the car with petrol only to have a workman come out and tell us the service station wasn't even open as it was still being built?? That was funny.
Member we took my RX7 to that illegal drag meet at Clyde? Thankfully it was raided by the police so we didn't race. I've never seen 5 people jump into a 2 door RX7 before. That was funny.
Member when Nick or Dean would sleep over and we would make them drink the 'special milk shakes'? Nick was the best for that cause he would let us pour tomato sauce down his throat.
So Nathan I Wuv you very very much........
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Ahh yeah funny as. Remember the time we were having a hold your breath competition in the bath and you got up saying turn the tap off, but it was Adam pissing on ya? Remember the time you dived on the front lawn with the snorkel and cut your mouth open? Remember the time we told you that the top of a freezer was like a snow cone and you licked it and you tongue stuck to it and then dad ripped it off and that's why you don't have a tip on your tongue? Remember the time that you told your friend not to get onto whats his name because you liked him and she did and when you bashed her we described it as Meegan at an all you can eat buffet after a 40 hour famine....so there's plenty more where that came from if you wanna be smart. Luv you sis xo
Game on moles, you wanna play, big sis is gunna play.
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