Tuesday, 3 April 2007

Tsunami Warning

Thank you to my dear, kind thoughtful friends who FAILED to INFORM me of an impending Tsunami!!!!!

In case you forgot, I live DIRECTLY opposite the PACIFIC OCEAN. I spent the whole day blissfully unaware that there was a Tsunami warning all up the east coast. I wasted many hours mowing the lawn and if I was aware would have spent the day perched high on a hill with a few bottles of wine....BUT NOONE CARED.

Because of ALL my friends (do I even have any) complacentness I've decided to do the only thing sensible and move to a safer place- WESTMEAD. Or at least for the rest of the year. Yep that's right, I am returning to the big smoke. My new home will be 'The compound' AKA the staff quarters. The boys are coming with me and so is my lovely nanny who is great.

Other than that, life moves on. I have a new hobby- pole dancing. Yep. Started last week with an informal attempt at a stop sign on the way home, and next week will begin professional classes. Seriously, its true, I'll take photos.....

Other than that, I'm learning how to put gloves on real fast when a baby decides to come into the world really quick.

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