10. My mum once farted and we heard a train in the distance blow its horn in response.
9. My brother opened a can and it spirted all over a mans glasses
8. I licked the freezer and my tongue got stuck to it, my dad pulled my head off and I lost the tip off my tongue.
7. Being shortlisted to marry a complete stranger on radio.
6. Cody telling his teachers he has five dads!!! (he meant 5 uncles).
5. Joel telling his teacher that I was pregnant when I wasn't and then being congratulated in front of all the mums picking their kids up
4. Stephen telling EVERYONE that Joshua fell out!!
3. Cody saying at the top of his voice, 'mum you wear nappies don't you', when we went shopping and walking past the womens hygiene products.
2. kissing my darling boyfriend at 14 yrs old on a train in front of all our class while sharing chewing gum and lollies
1. My skirt blowing up to my neck last week out the front of a school and I wasn't wearing any underwear!!!!!
Got one more: I once got my head stuck in a certain friends sofa lounge and all I remember is not being able to get out and her whole family laughing at me whilst taking photos- Not mentioning anyone inparticular but the Berghofers might of had something to do with that.....
 
 
1 comment:
ha ha ha. that was so funny
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