More on Me

I've been told I'm quiet entertaining and I should have my own reality TV show... I have attempted to become a reality queen numerous times now without success so I have to live my dream of being famous through this blog. The only problem is, the stories are real (although funny) and they all happen to ME.

I guess Yumour is my way around lifes stresses. If I sat here and told you about the bad stuff that has happened I'd bore you, but if I focus on the interesting and funny things, I make myself smile and you laugh too.

Tonight I rang a radio station up to win a prize for the best fart story so I told the one about my mum farting and the XPT train responding.... It was funny cause the next thing I know the announcers are telling me my mum should put out a CD for Christmas 'Meegans Mum Unplugged', it was funny and a HTBT (had to be there) joke....

Its not just me either, my kids are starting to act like me. JOshua ran down in the middle of Cody and Joels presentation at school and screamed so the whole school could see him, all the kids started laughing and I had to take him home as he was too much of a disruption.

I was also cleaning boxes out at home and found my year 4 school report. It clearly stated that I am a performer and a good singer with great ability. Then why did I recieve a first and final warning for singing kareoke at a Christmas party last year??? I should have taken my year 5 report to court as evidence!!!

Some people even suggest I take up stand up comedy??? Can you imagine that?? My next performance appraisal will give me a first and final warning for telling a bad joke.

Did you know I once tried to swim on the front lawn to encourage dad to get a swimming pool and almost severed my throat and tonsils with the snorkel I had in my mouth... That was bad, I had to eat baby food for a week.

Do you remember the movie Dumb and Dumber when they licked the ice??? I've licked the freezer and my tongue got stuck to it...

Did you know I met Nelson Mandella??? Yep I did, he was at the zoo when the 2000 Olympics was on. He was feeding animals and wanted a photo with my boys. I don't think they liked him cause he was a stranger.

Lastly, Is it bad to drink fish tank water???